One minute you're all emailing me because I'm not posting. Now I'm posting and none of you are anywhere to be found. No one. Nada. What's up?
Circa Ducky "Do I offend?"
Don't tell me you guys are actually working, too???
Worst days ever in the last week here at work - I rely on you for my comic relief...someone, please, throw me a flotation device of some kind.
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You're inviting book jokes now.
I meant boob jokes, not book jokes.
No I'm not...am I? Really? Huh...I like that you said book jokes first. Very Scott-ish of you.
sorry, i have been busy trying to get red oil based paint off of my glossy white floor
Aint got no boob jokes, or any jokes for that matter. I SUCK right now, I am in SUCH A FUNK
No funks allowed - unless of course you smell like funk...
"If you think somethin' stink then it must be the peas"
"Snap out of it"
Whatsa matta pea?
I have a joke. You may have heard it, but, here goes.
A woman is golfing and finishes the first hole and while she is walking to the the second tee box she is stung by a bee. She goes to the Dr. and says, "Doc, While I was golfing I got stung by a bee between the first hole and the second." The Doctor says, "I know your problem, your stance is too wide..."
Chic Chic, Boom! (In honor of Mike III)
Why did that post twice? WTF!
Are you crying? There is no crying in Blogging!!!!
I took care of it...and posted your entry...good luck to ya.
How about some Bits and Pieces,
Have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. Even in your darkest moment, you usually can find something to laugh about if you try hard enough.
Red Skelton (1913-1997)
Comedian
Got no job
Got no food
my pet's HEADS ARE FALLING OFF
Yeah, I'm neked, covered in red paint and crying...I need a hug, I promise I will get dressed before I get hugged
I love diet coke. I love diet coke. I love diet coke. I love diet coke. I love diet coke. I love diet coke. I love diet coke. I love diet coke. I love diet coke. I love diet coke. Do you?
ssp-
snap out of it.... i hope you get dressed and feel better.....
and what do you mean your pets heads are falling off... i don't get that... but it makes me think of stuffonmycat.com. And I am going to go look at new pics.
Dumb and Dumber, the line came from that
Pea, if you need a Hug, I am your man. However, I do request that you stay neked. Scott, insert (ha ha I said insert) boob joke here!
AWSOME
Oh, and I do believe that in the States the DO recoginze common law-the couple has to declare their intent for the common law marriage with the State-so even in that case, the State is involved in the union
oops posted under wrong ramble
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