Oh, that's not how it goes? Sorry, my bad.
Hi my name is {insert name here}, and I'm a blog-a-holic...
I love you guys. You know I do. I love you like family. Well, not like my sister family, because I don't really like my sister. But like my family that I like. You get me here, right? I love you like I would marry you. But really. This has to stop. I have become like crack cocaine for some of you. You're like Bad Company, you can't get enough. And I do aim to please.
But as we all know - I do *ahem* have a life. And by life I mean job. j.o.b. Now I realize that most of my day is spent surfing the net and responding meanly to your email forwards, but sometimes...albeit a small percentage of the time...I actually have work to do. *gasp* And sometimes...just sometimes...that work is important. *double gasp* So important, in fact, that I don't even log in my required hours of Kathy time. Or email tomfoolery with Julie. Or, unfortunately blog time with you.
So please, please don't be offended. Don't take it personal. Don't run to your therapist with feelings of abandonment. That's what the comments section is for...so you can take care of each other in the lean times. Make each other laugh...and then you'll all feel better.
Now give mumsie a hug...
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16 comments:
you seriously have to figure out a way to get paid for this crap. so you're still "working" and we are getting our daily dose of entertainment. speaking of which, where in the f*ck is Bumps?!?!
I know! Her last post was about being sick, and now she's MIA. Hrrmph.
Hey Mommie Dearest,
It freaking figures, suck us in then push us away. I guess my alternative is to wait patiently for the next blog, WHATEVER, I'll do what I want
Ok, I'm confused. Are you quitting permanently or just taking a break from time to time? Sugar Snap is right except I'm going to take it a step further. You're like a drug dealer. The first few are free until we are all addicted and then you start charging. What the shit? Suck it buttercup. I still think you should allow a guest blog from time to time so that you don't have to do it all of the time. But, alas, my suggestions always fall on deaf ears.
Ok, back to work. I don't want you thinking you are the only one that has a job...
Love
Um, that was supposed to say, "suck it up buttercup..."
Jimmer - let me clear the air - that was just a note to those that get upset when I don't blog at 7:30am everyday. :)
Kathy actually was giving me shit is what it boils down to, so I said "I'll show you" and the blogged about her whining at me.
Unless I'm totally bogged down, like I have been the last 4 business days - I will always try to blog a little ditty every day. No payment necessary. (But tips are welcome - in the form of beers or wine preferably.)
And Jimmer - you have a guest blog - bring it! Email it to me (please include whatever title you want it to have) and I'll post it.
Ahem - you're a 30something now, too. :)
Does that mean I can not blog for another 3 years???
Boo Blogging Horray Youth!!!!
That Kathy, let's GET her
How about a new blog every two days at the longest? I'm bored.
Let's go back to a past blog.....
Jim have you let one fly yet around the new girlfriend?
Eggo, Eggo, Eggo.
I have let a couple quiet (non-stinky) ones go that, I think, are flying below radar. However, I have not dropped an a-bomb yet. (Get it, Ass Bomb.)
Oh Jimmer, Please, Please, Please have mercy on the poor girl
The A-bomb is not so bad if he
A. Does not do it directly on her head
B. Does not child lock the windows
C. Wave the stink in her direction
What if I hold her under the sheets? Is that bad?
Hey Rebecca, how's the shoulder? I just saw a Dr. and he gave me a Cortizone shot which seems to be working already...I Luv medical science...
I don't know about holding her under the sheets, but I just ripped one that made the cats run from the room
In fact I'm leaving the room
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