Attack of the killer ladybugs!!

It's that time of year again. The time when the lady bugs (asian beetles? Annoying harbingers of spring?) come out of wherever it is they sleep for the winter and crowd my sunny windows and do fly by's on my television at night. AGH! Currently they are LOVING my bathroom window, which is a problem. Because girls sit when they pee. And my back is to the window. And I'll be sitting there, minding my own business, and WHAM! One will fly right into my face, and what the fuck am I supposed to do then? Jump?! Or better yet, they buzz me when I'm in the shower. And I'm blind, by the way, and don't usually shower with my contacts in. So the little fuckers will fly in, land on my bar of soap and I'll reach over and feel something CRUNCH under my hand when I grab it. YEOW! Freaks me out every time. And yes, it happens more often than you think. It's horrible!!! Or I'll step out of the shower and take a step off the bath mat and feel a crunch under my fucking feet. Shudder, ew, help.me.please.

How can I rid myself of these evil critters???

Home today...I just couldn't take sitting at my desk in pain one more day. The physical therapy freaks say I'm doing better, sadistic little fucks. And actually, not that I want to jinx myself, but I am feeling better. Which is right about the time I'll do something stupid and do too much and be back in immense pain in two days. Right now I really want to finish up some laundry. Maybe I'll just do that and lay down. If I lay down afterwards I'll be fine, right? And I'm hiring someone to clean the house for awhile. That will make my husband sane, I hope. Now if I can just stop snoring at night. Oy. The hits just keep on comin...

Surprise visit from Jen and Stephen the other night. He is absolutely adorable.

Okay...off to fold some clothes, down a diet coke and eat a reese's peanut butter egg. Life IS good.