I'm not feeling very bloggy today.
I had my MRI this morning. Laying on my back with my shoulder in this condition is not my idea of a good time. Both of my hands went completely numb. She gave me an emergency button to push if I panicked the in the small space. Hey, great idea...if I could FEEL the button. It was bad, folks. I didn't even realize how bad it was until it was happening.
Then I had to sit there for an hour before they drew my bloodwork. I used to work in a hospital. DRAWING BLOOD - we never had people waiting for an hour. Even on a Saturday morning. Head 'em up, move 'em out. Seriously...they need a better system over there. They're going to get an earful in my survey. Pre-register my ass. A lot of good that did me.
I get to work, the power is out...for miles. Fantastic. The power comes up and the man in the corner office sends an email that they are laying people off today. The hits just keep on comin'. A moment of silence for my beloved sugar snap pea who was the first to fall to the almighty axe.
So yeah, I don't feel much like being witty, or funny...
Anyone got a joke?
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TODAY is the joke! ha friggin ha! to all of you out there who don't work w/ us.....count your blessings! and hey, at least we're gonna have a reason to drink tonight!!!
love you snaps and miss you already!
Sorry about Sugar Snap Pea. Never met her but loved her responces to your blog.
Gotta congratulate you if you had a regular MRI. I freaked out! That small space - thought I couldn't breath! Open MRI for me.
Better yet - CAT scan. Not scary at all.
Hey, your Michigan house looks great, luxurious even. Have fun!
Hey, you can pick a pea, but you can't keep a good snap down. What's up??? I heard this giant raccoon in my attic this morning and realized The Ron was hooking up the phone line so I can keep in touch with my friends. Thanks for the kind words blogger friends...I miss you both terribly but at least I have my rebecca suit which I cherish and Joy thanks you as well, trust me my dirty filthy mouth does not truly reflect the kind and gentle person that I am. I spent the first night putting down a case of beer with my two good friends (no I was not depressed, I just did not have to get up and go to work) and spent the next morning getting rid of my hang over in the sun. Tonight I am having dinner and drinks with my other two good friends. You find out who your friends are and fuck the rest, yeah that's right fuck em. I can truly say I can equate this layoff to a death sentence or an illness or an arrest, youR real friends will be right next to you and still talk to you. I WILL NOT BE HELD DOWN :)
Oh yeah, and here is my joke...
A bear is taking a shit in the woods and looks down and sees Mr. Bunny..The bear says "Hey Mr. Bunny do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?" and Mr. Bunny says "Why no, I don't" so The bear picks him up and wipes his ass with him.
Another one:
The unemployment office
The pea lives!!! I am so happy to see your beautiful name on my blog. Tell Ron I said a million thank you's for getting that hooked up and ready to go!
woot!
I sure will...keep us posted, and I am sure you will, on the MRI results. I am wondering what that big white knot is...and judging from my vast medical knowledge, it will probably turn out to be a bone or something...Well, I am off to lay in the sun...Big R told me I could go without bathing for 3 days if I wanted to...I think I may take him up on that.
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