Monday morning you sure looked fine...

Good morning ramblers! WOW! What a weekend...lots to talk about, so awaaaaaay we go.

First - Julie and Jimmer are back in town...so they better be out here...none of this blah-blah-blah we were gone so we have a lot to catch up on nonsense.

Friday night - Owen's game...NOT good. Lost to the slaughter rule. That's never happened to us before. Owen is not hitting. The mighty Casey's bat is very cold. Struck out twice on Friday and 3 times at Saturday's game. I hope the Kev-head gets him out in the yard tonight to practice or tomorrow's game will be disastrous.

After the game some ladies came over for some cocktails. Hilariously good fun. Kids in the pool/hot tub at midnight. Good times. Discussions were all over the table. The bad part? The bug fest that was my house after the ladies left. See, when you have 6 kids, all running in and out to talk to us, play tag, generally be kids...the bugs that are "walking towards the light" just keep coming and coming and coming. The counter where I was mixing martinis? OMG - completely covered. I spent a solid 20 minutes after the ladies left just wiping dead bugs off my counters, stove, inside my sink...ewwwwwwwww. The pool table downstairs? Vaccummed it once, and you can't even tell. Seriously. That bad.

And now the moment you've all been waiting for...dog breeding.

Yes, I'm studding out King Krypton of the Crumerosa. Yeah, that's right, that's his name. I never said we were normal. Took Kryp over to his new girlfriend's (Maxie) house on Saturday morning. I didn't quite know how he would act, or what we would see. He's been humping on Joe so much I was worried I might have turned him prison gay. Maxie is in heat and I guess for dogs, that's the equivalent of being in your mid-30's sexual peak. She was all over my boy, who was really more interested in peeing on everything he could. Twice. Three times. She was jumping near him. Over him. Around him. Trying to mount HIM. Huh? (Is that her saying, "No, do it like THIS!") Yeah, I'll never understand dogs. Which I guess is kind of okay. Kryp tried to do his thing a couple of times but she would have no part in it. Today they seemed more on track when I dropped him off. He's got today and Wednesday to make this happen. I'll keep you posted.

Saturday's game was not good either. We didn't have enough players and Owen couldn't hit. I think we lost 11-4. Yikes.

I have more from the weekend, but I don't want this post to be eons long...I'll stretch it out into the week.

For now I must leave you with this: I'm going to Madonna and you're not. Most of you could care less...to you I say...WHATEVER. I have loved this woman forever and it's going to be a GREAT show. Me and the Janet...off to the United Center, for FREE. Kev-head scored some majorly good tickets from a vendor. YEAH baby!