I've come to LOVE my bowling night. Love it like I would marry it. I've had a crappy few weeks at work, but every Thursday I get to put on my dancing shoes, toss back a couple of beers and chase those little white pins. Actually, it's not much of a chase. They just stand there, looking all innocent and occasionally, I knock them down. Not all at once, mind you, because I enjoy the torture of them not knowing who's going next. It's part of the game.
Actually it just means I'm a sucky bowler. But the drama sounds more fun. I've been raising my average each and every time I go. That's fun! And right now I'm the leading bowler on my team. That's bad! Because if I'm the best we've got, that's not saying much! But more importantly, we have fun...and I walk in and say "I've had a shit week, give me a beer and an attitude adjustment!" and you know what? They do. I highly recommend bowling night.
It's an American institution, like apple pie or bald eagles. Okay, maybe I exaggerate.
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I just sneezed with a mouth full of White Castle
GROSS
That IS gross.
I am glad you love your bowling night, you need a release, now just imagine the pins are the heads of the people that pissed you off the most this week ;)
Did you check your voice mail?
Snap, that's hot!
I'm bowling tonight too. Filling in on a buddy's team over at Westchester. I'm excited.
Bowling is an American Institution. Did you know that it's the most played sport by all American's? Yup. Not baseball, basketball, football, or even golf. It's more popular than apple pie...
I just did...I love you.
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