Okay - I'm EXTREMELY upset right now. But let me take time away from my anger embarrassment and fear to talk about this:
It's a Bears/Colts superbowl, baby!! WOW!! People around here have been talking about the possibility of this happening all season - but I didn't think it was REALLY going to happen! So glad we made the decision to hang out with the Julie&Chris&Hayden yesterday for the games. Much more fun when you've got someone to cheer with/groan with/commit an ungodly number of high-fives with/drink with/pop champagne with....yeah, we did all of that. Including the painful high-fives with The Jimmer. That boy can slap some serious palm and that's AFTER burning off his first layer of skin trying to move a hot-hot-hot crock pot full of buffalo chicken dip. Lots of H-man singing "Go Bears, Chicago Bears" - his own adorable version of the fight song. Awesome.
The Colts game nearly broke my heart - halftime was looking pretty bleak. I couldn't even call my girlfriend in NH - I couldn't listen to the gloating. She' s a former Chicagoan turned Pats fan by the hypnotic movement of Tom Brady's ass. That is one powerful ass. So in the end, when I called her after the game ending interception, all she had to say was "Go Bears."
So now that we've got that sports shit out of the way, we have to talk about THIS. This is so embarrassing, so hurtful, I almost can't discuss it. Now I know that I have a deep voice for a girl - kind of dude like - and I'm tall - and I have a "geek" job in a man's world...I get it...GET IT. But this website...this hideous, horrible website...according to facial recognition software...says I look like a dude. a MAN...an Israeli biologist to be exact is my number one celebrity look alike.
Ummm...did you fucking hear me? I look like a 70 year-old man. How's that for a way to start your Monday?? Good morning Rebecca, hey - you look like SHIT today, so much so that you don't even look like a woman. Never mind the 34DD boobs and all that junk in your trunk...
Seriously? Seriously...and the women I DO look like? Rosanna Arquette...and Gro Harlem Brundtland, former prime minister to Norway and someone who looks like she could play on the local college Rugby team...for the MEN...and kick ass. So the women that I do resemble according to facial recognition software all look like MEN or just look horrible. Down the list...Diane Keaton. And not the young, sassy Annie Hall Diane Keaton - the right now, doing age-defying make-up commercials Diane Keaton. So basically, I'm 35 and I resemble all things 60+. No offense to my readers who ARE 60+, love you ALL like I would marry you...but at 35, feeling like I looked okay, this is a blow to the old ego. Apparently I look like the crypt-keeper.
OMG - I just tried another photo - this time, number one hit...Sharon Stone. Great - she's only 15 years OLDER than I am. Well that's just great...just GREAT I say...I need some botox...NOW.
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I was like what the hell is Rebecca talking about. So I went and checked it out for myself. I first picked a picture of me from my wedding. Of course my hair, face, and dress are all done to a T and not my normal self. I was connected to Lara Flynn Boyle, Jessica Simpson, Heather Graham, Kim Cattrall, and Raquel Welch. Not bad.
So then I found a pic that is closer to my every day looking me.
Ok make me cry.
I had nothing but men that I was compared to includeing Kramer from Sinfeld. So I delete that picture right away!! :)
Um, yeah. I've been screwing around on that site for the last hour...Ugh...Thanks a lot Rebecca.
Bearssssss!!!!!
Jimmer's high fives stung for 5 minutes!
I've spent the last hour trying to upload a photo and see what happens but I keep getting an error message. I don't want to think about what that might mean...are they just out and out rejecting my face from their website? I think that trumps a 70-year-old man for reason to be bummed.
Okay, I got it to work, my first results were Calista Flockhart and Vivien Leigh. Good right? Wait - then I get Tony Danza (!) and Sinead O'Conner in her bald phase. Okay, I'm officially depressed for the rest of the day.
At least your first hits were WOMEN, Eileen!!!
But Tony Danza would be pretty depressing.
Ok right now I am rolling on the floor laughing my fool ass off...1st match at 64% Kelly Clarkson 2nd match at 58% David fucking Hasselhoff...that's it I'm moving to Germany...why? Because Germans Love David Hasselhoff 3rd match at 56% Tiffany Thiessen
I always had a crush on Kelly Capowski...
Apparently you are so upset that you won't blog anymore...
Okay, time to get over it Gro Harlem Brundtland. It's just a website.
Tony Danza
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