Thursday, August 21, 2008

The Dark Knight...

Have you seen it yet?? Have you? HAVE YOU?

Holy mother - it's fantastic. I mean really, really fantastic. We took the boys last night and I have to say I was a little concerned because I'd heard about all of the darkness of it and the violence and whatnot...but it did land the PG-13 rating and I felt mostly okay about taking Owen. Unlike Wanted, which was a total piece of shit and there's no way I would let Owen see it.

Heath Ledger - wow. just wow. I can see why they are talking Oscar for him. And I'm not just saying that because he's dead.

This past weekend was the Kev-head's birthday. I took him away to the Herrington for some R&R. We celebrated his birthday weekend with massages - oh yeah, me too! Which cracked the Kev-head up. His birthday and I got spa treatments. He said for my birthday he's getting me a purse and a chainsaw or something like that. Good one.

I've picked up a new skill-set since we last chatted. It's almost a superpower. Just all me Water Woman. I am retaining water like it was my job. Seriously. Puncture me and I'm pretty sure I could end a drought or put out a large brush fire. I still have visible DENTS in my ankles from the socks I slept in last night, people. Sock dents from socks that I haven't had on my feet in almost 4 hours. Kill.me.now. A couple of days ago I was so bloated I seriously looked like I could give birth any moment. I LOVE being a woman. LOVE it. LOVE it. LOVE it. And I'm so foul I can't even stand my own self. I just want to climb out of myself and leave my me-skin sitting in a bar somewhere to drink it off. Bitter, bloated party of one, please. I'm trying to listen to the Black Eyed Peas and pull myself out of the dredges of rumpiness into funkiness, but it's just not happening. Note to yourselves...stay the fuck away from me until further notice. I'm not responsible for anything I say or do. Last night I almost backhanded Alex because the sound of his mouth moving as he lip-synced along with his ipod almost made my head explode.

Other than that I'm great. And the movie really was killer. Stop what you're doing and go see it immediately. Heath would want it that way.

3 comments:

Suzi/Elizabeth whichever one works said...

I too loved the movie! AWESOME. Heath excellent. Christain Bale. So flippen hot I almost peed myself!!!!!!
I am disappointed in you not writing anything about my surprising my mother and our baseball game. So SAD. Do you even remember me telling you that I went to the mens room and was ushered in by are STL fan???? Good times, good times. But I guess I shouldnt say anything to you due to your head exploding...lol

Rebecca said...

I have started that blog twice now and never finished it - yes, I remember you going to the men's room, it was a proud moment!

Anonymous said...

Can anyone tell me why Christian Bale talks with a lisp when he's Batman?