HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR JULIE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
Raise your glasses, coffee mugs, bottles of water ... whatever ya got...raise them towards the city of Chicago this morning and wish my brown-eyed girl Julie a Happy 35th Birthday! She's a part of the next checkbox section, ladies and gentlemen...
So here's a good one for ya...
Remember when my husband hollered at me...well, maybe not hollered...admonished me for my foul mouth on my blog? Well he and his cronies were sitting at some after work bar and got kicked out because they were overusing the F-bomb! hahahahahahaha Suck it Kev-head - I told you you have a worse mouth than I do. And I told him I would blog about this, but I'm sure he won't read it. He gave up on me. Whatever.
More about camp...
I have one thing that really creeps me out. Teeth. Not just any teeth. Loose teeth. Like the kind that kids wiggle and wiggle and wiggle and push in and out and back and forth and ewwwwwwwwwww. I.cannot.handle.it. Both of my kids were told they couldn't wiggle in front of me. I guess that's good advice for life, eh? Anyway...I cannot handle loose teeth. I don't want to see them sticking out at some abnormal angle, I don't want to see how far to the right, left, front or back you can push them. That is daddy business. Now once it's out? I'm all over the cleaning of the tooth and the salt rinse and making sure you're okay. But the wiggling...take it outside.
So this boy, Nick, had a loose tooth. Well once he discovered that this was my weakness, he took every opportunity he could to wiggle that thing in front of me. And that, folks, is what camp is all about. Ew.
What ooks you out?
Mine are loose teeth and insects with too many legs. Because they're fast...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULIE, yessss another Cancer, we are one HELL of a bunch.
Spiders that jump ook me out.
Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone....
What ooks me out... sneezes with flem, or snot that come dripping out. My dad is really good at this. Jim too. Doug just licks his up when this happens, and THAT, ooks me the most. EW! Gosh, I can't write it without wanting to vomit.
Happy Birthday to my favorite sister!!!!!!
I hate crickets and grasshoppers. They absolutely freak me out.
Also snakes and spiders but the I'm more freaked out by the crickets and grasshoppers. What ugly creatures.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULIE!!!! Have a great day!!!!
completely ooked by watching blood get drawn from my arm. can't watch.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY WONDERFUL DAUGHTER!!
Have I told you how great my daughters are? I am one of the luckiest moms in the world! Have a wonderful day Julie.
Mice! Mice ooks me out, and Cherokee had brought me five so far. Usually they're dead when he leaves them for me. You must have stirred something up when you searched the basement yesterday, Megan, 'cause he brought me one last night - only it wasn't dead yet! He was when I got through smashing him with the fireplace shovel! First trip out to the store when I can drive and I'm getting half a dozen boxes of Decon for the basement!
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