Every now and again, there are things that make you go hmmmmmm...
And then there are those that make you go "You have GOT to be fucking KIDDING me!
Hmmmmm is when Lance Bass is gay.
YHGTBFKM is when the wax museum feels the need to make a wax look alike of baby Shiloh.
Hmmmm is when I pay $41 a piece for bras. Hey, they're worth it!
YHGTBFKM is when they announce this morning that BP is closing some oil thingy in Alaska and our gas could go up over $4/gallon. Don't these assholes know how much I drive in a week? And now we have FOOTBALL to contend with. Bastards.
Hmmmm is Jimmer asking about gas
YHGTBFKM is Julie talking about intermittent releases in the Kohl's - and her hubby busting her out on it...HILARIOUS.
Hmmmm is me installing 8 disks of a recovery set for a friend's computer and having the install fail.
YHGTBFKM is talking to Comcrap and having them say that it must be a fault in the disks, even though the install is prompting me for a "supplemental disk" that I do not have. So they send me ANOTHER set of 8 disks, and the same.damn.thing.happens. So I have to call again and now they say they'll send me the supplemental disk. That I asked for in the first place. Bastards.
Hmmmm is almost getting blindsided by one of the grandma's pulling out of the retirement apartments back here by my building.
YHGTBFKM is almost getting into a 3 car pile up because this other granny couldn't decide if she was going to turn or go straight. So she just STOPPED. Bastards!
Hmmmm is me leaving my purse at home. Again.
YHGTBFKM is realizing my office keys are in there, too. Damnit!
What's your YHGTBFKM moment?
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I don't really have a YHGTFKM at thre moment - I'm still on summer vacation. But when school starts up, it's YHGTFKM when I call a parent to tell them that their little darling isn't getting his homework done and is in jeapordy of failing, and they respond, "Well, what are you going to do about it?" Like I'm the only one from which they learn. (You like that - I didn't end with a preposition!)
Oh, yeah, then there is the parent who when you call about discipline, tells you "Go ahead and give him a smack." Like that's my job!!
Right now, I suppose my YHGTBFM is that I have this free time to get my last minute books read, and I can't read! I'm so use to closing my right eye to read the newspaper that I'll probably forget when I get my new glasses (in about a week) and have to retrain myself. I got Transitions. Should be cool not to have to switch to sunglasses!
Oh, yeah, what the heck does YHGTBFKM stand for? I'm getting the letters all mixed up. Maybe you should tell me later.
OK, I'm off to read Walter, the Farting Dog. One eyed, of course.
Hmmmmmm....falling down b/c your "gracefulness" hasn't graced you today (or b/c you've had too much to drink"
YHGTBFKM....is when you go to the ER 3 times in 6 months and drinking is NOT involved.
my husband is a moron!
O.k. Joy here is a joke for you and I apologize if you have already heard it. This stuck up rich girl transfers to public school from private school. She meets a girl named Suzy. Suzy asked stuck up girl "Where you all from" and stuck up girl replies "where I come from we don't end a sentence with a preposition. Suzy looks at her for a moment and replies "Where you all from BITCH"
Joy - YHGTBFKM - "You have got to be fucking kidding me" - That was too much to type over and over again, so I abbreviated.
And I loved that you didn't end your sentence in a preposition, despite what the Pea says!
WHAT????
Did you leave your sense of humor in your purse???
Just a joke, no disrepect to the Joy, her statement just reminded me of the joke.
BOO no sense of humor, YEAH beer.
Oh boo to you - your joke was great - you lameo....I was giving Joy her props because as our resident teacher, she has given people a hard time for misuse of grammar and the like, and I usually bust her chops for ending a sentence in a preposition.
Yeah beer is right!
Dear Pea,
I love your joke - so will the other teachers. When we're in the teachers' lounge, we are very dysfunctional.
AYHGTBFKM moment, by Jack Handey.
Don't you just hate it when you're traveling on a highway that has construction and there is a lane closure. Then you get all of these assholes that fly right up to where the lanes actually merge and squeeze there way in creating a huge bottleneck. It makes me want to become a highway sniper. Is that so wrong?
Oh and Pea there needs to be a little clarification here. You should have stated "Boo no sense of humor, Hooray Beer!" I love those Red Stripe Commercials. They are right up there with the Man Law commercials...
I'm in a good mood today if you couldn't tell...
Oh, another YHGTBFKM moment. When the White Sox are 10 games back of the Damn Tigers...They are going to drive me to break my newly established rule of not drinking M-Th...Bastards...
Hooray Beer!
Especially really really cold, like on the brink of being frozen, beer.
YGTBFKM - luke cold beer.
Yeah, you got me on that one, sorry about that. WHAT IS THIS NO DRINKING BUSINESS M-TH, does it have to do with farting???
My YGTBFKM-the serving size for Swiss Cake Rolls is two rolls
Pea - amen my sistah!
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